I am a masterpiece. A perfect human being,
not a strand of D.N.A. Out of place.
You'll probably want to have my organs on a platter.
Something like that.
[No audio]
Dinnertime!
I am so scared of him now!
Dinnertime!
Well, it certainly wasn't my idea!
Just when you think you're out,
this family pulls you--
she's an Irish lass.
Aye aye aye!
Well, it certainly wasn't my idea!
I'm sorry.
Man: action!
Well, it certainly wasn't my idea!
Just when you think you're out,
this family pulls you-- [No audio]
Heads up, I'm coming into the room!
I can't sleep.
I think I--
maybe should remember what my lines are.
Well, now you're talking crazy.
Shut up--
enough, you guys!
It was my party. I'm calling the shots.
We helped!
Oh, "we helped". Yeah, right.
I threw the Tupperware party of the season!
So I'm the one who decides wh--god!
I can't look at him!
I'm gonna look down this way.
I hosted the Tupperware party of the season.
Of the season!
I'm the one who decides wh--Who gets what.
I'll tell you the secret.
You just pucker up,
vapor lock onto your boss' butt and hold on.
There's absolutely
no independent thought required.
In fact, it just gets in your way.
I have no idea what I'm supposed to say.
[Indistinct]
You just pucker up,
vapor lock onto your boss' butt and hold on.
Absolutely no indepen--
oh, now, see! Now!
Now!
It's him!
Now why did I choose physics?
Oh, you know what they say, Dick.
When life gives you lemons--
I don't remember that.
That's a bunch of bull!
Why did I have to choose physics?
Well, you know what they say, Dick.
When life gives you lemons...
god [Bleep].
[Telephone rings]
You know, Harry,
I've been looking all over for the right guy...
and...
might as well be in Portugal.
Because it's so far away?
Uh, no, Nina,
because Portugal is an ancient land
of fascinating maritime--Yes!
It's so far away!
Dick, huff hall is a landmark.
It is over 100 years old.
They put the ramp on the southside so it wouldn't...
ruin...the facility.
Man: pick it right up there.
Want me to yell at her?
No.
[Indistinct]
Oh, Dick, huff hall is a landmark.
It's over 100 years old.
[Indistinct]
Yes, it's so far away!
Oh, Dick, huff hall is a landmark--
stop it!
You stop it!
Ok.
Bad! Bad!
How 'bout you, Dick?
Will there be ladies?
Does a room full of drunken meter ma--
jesuh-bezuh!
How 'bout you, Dick?
Will there be ladies?
Does a--how does a room full of--hiya--[Gibberish].
How 'bout you, Dick?
Will there be ladies?
How does a room full of drunken meter maids sound?
Very promising!
I don't know anyone but...
maybe Bibi does.
Bibi Dunn?
Bibi, baby.
I met her at the hobby shop.
No, I didn't.
Dick, huff hall is a land...[No audio]
Dick, huff hall is...
1, 2, 3, go.
Dick, huff hall is a landmark. It's...
hey, you guys gotta try this electric ear swab.
Oh!
Need I remind you that it was this fool
who suggested that we use your pantyhose as a life...
Man: and action!
I've scheduled with you--
see?
You!
I've scheduled with--
Ok.
How about, uh, I did nothing of the sort.
Then, what do I...
I can do it.
Uh, no, give us a good place to start.
Yeah. Um, so, you did take your physical?
I did nothing of the sort!
I'm a genius.
Here. Pack the mayonnaise.
Thanks.
Mayonnaise packed?
Ah, look! It says the average American
uses 4.1 pounds of butter a year.
Orally?
Wait, wait, wait. So you just met her and--
did you-- did you use, uh--
oh, yeah, a 3-pack.
Ribbed for her pleasure,
but I turned them inside out.
Ribbed for her pleasure,
but I turned them inside out.
I can't do it.
Ok. One more time! One more time!
I swear! I swear!
Did you use, uh...
oh, oh, yes, a 3-pack.
Ribbed...
a 3-pack.
Ribbed for her pleasure.
Oh, listen, I want to take you shopping next week.
Get you a pretty new dress.
Would you like that?
[No audio]